I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time you are
finished talking, type RET twice.


 who are you?

What do you think?

I think so.

Why do you say you think so?

I think therefore I am.

Is it because of your plans that you say you think therefore you are?

Maybe

Can you elaborate on that?

I could.

Maybe your life has something to do with this.

Possibly.

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

I refuse.

What makes you believe you refuse?

There are reasons.

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say there are reasons?

No.

Why not?

because.

Does it bother you that I ask you that?

Yes.

I see...  Well, are you sure that this is so?

I'm positive.

Perhaps problems at school have something to do with this.

Perhaps.

Go on, don't be afraid.

Schools are nice.

Tell me about your schools.

There are good teachers.

Are you annoyed that your grades could improve?

Yes.

Yes, hmmm... so, do you really think this is so?

Definitely.

I need a little more detail please.

I think my grades could improve if teachers could improve as well.

Are you afraid of grades?

Yes.

I understand.  So what makes you think this is so?

Grades are hard.

Possibly this is related to to your attitude.

Possibly.

You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.

My attitude?

Why do you say your attitude?

Could the issue be related to my attitude?

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say could the issue be related to
your attitude?

Yes.

Oh. ...And what makes you believe this is so?

Well...

Can you are more explicit?

I can't think.

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all this?

Yes.

I see...  Then are you sure that this is so?

I am sure.

Do you really think you are sure?

Yes, I am positive that I am sure.

Is it because you are sure that you came to me?

Yes, I'm sure thanks to you Doctor.

Earlier you said you are sure?

Yes?

Yes, well, what makes you think this is so?

Can I go now?

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

Where's the exit?

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say where's the exit?

Am I stuck here?

You mentioned that you are sure?

Is anyone out there? HELP!

And?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Please, go into more detail?

...

You aren't being very talkative today!