i'm talking to you 🫵 behind the screen

isn't it about time you dm me…? i'm fine with any virgin who's never had a bf

an MC with a mic got hit by the wind and said "oh it hit me".
i thought "serves you right", but it hit me too, so i time leaped back again.

figured it was impossible, so i warped to a convenience store near my house.
japanese dub:
https://youtu.be/7jqS-B96MLQ

there was a small dog like a chihuahua, genetically modified to urinate 12 m (40 ft). even from a distance, its urine flew over and splashed on me.
i time leaped and went back a little.
it flew maybe 50 m (150 ft), or even 100 m (300 ft).

next, on the way home from school, despite it being a school trip, i saw 10 dogs running from behind. i managed to get past them, but then i saw 100 more coming. i said "to the city hall" and warped there.

i went on a girls' school trip. got a love confession at the dinner buffet. during that, another girl confessed to me. two girls grabbed my arms and fought over me.
#dreamlog

#dreamlog

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