INTERIOR - DAY - JERRY'S APARTMENT
- Jerry is milling about in his apartment. Elaine is sitting on the couch.

Elaine: Do you think those Save the Rainforest funds actually do anything?

Jerry: If it's any indication on how much rain we're getting, I'd say no.

- Jerry's door buzzer goes off.

JERRY: Yeah?

GEORGE: It's George!

- Jerry buzzes George into the building. George eventually enters Jerry's apartment.

Jerry: So, what's happening?

George: Not much not much... I've got titties now.

Jerry: You've got what?

Elaine: She said she's got titties.

Jerry: Titties?

Elaine: Yeah, you know. Melons, baloons, bazongas, built in life rafts.

Jerry: Breasts. You meant to say breasts.

George: No, I meant to say titties! T i t t i e s!

Jerry: Well this is news to me. When did this happen?

George: Recently. It's been a few months since starting HRT, don't act so surprised.

Jerry: Well I am acting surprised! I mean this is big... although your breasts aren't.

*Audience Laughter*

George: I resent that statement, I'm GROWING Jerry, grow-ing!

Jerry: Hey hey, no need to get snippy, I believe you.

Elaine: How's it feel to be going through puberty a second time.

George: Better than the first time, what with my parents not being involved.

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